Want to keep up with Lister’s latest antics? Care to count how many times he wraps his tether around a wheel in a single day? Want to watch how often he escapes from his harness? Then follow @DammitLister on Twitter! This is what we inevitably say when he indulges in shenanigans, so now he has his own Twitter account to document just how much of a smeghead he is.
It’s also fitting to note that today, seven years ago, was the day I brought him home. So Happy Gotcha Day, Lister. Have an embarrassing Twitter account.